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Heinz-Dieter Ebbinghaus is a German mathematician and logician. He received his PhD in 1967 at the University of Münster under Hans Hermes and Dieter Rödding.
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Moonville is a ghost town in southeastern Brown Township, Vinton County, Ohio, United States. Little remains of this former mini