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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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\"Yeah\" is a song recorded by American country music artist Joe Nichols. It was released in January 2014 as his second single for Red Bow Records and from his eighth studio album Crickets (2013). The song, written by Ashley Gorley and Bryan Simpson, is about a man having a one night stand in the summer with a woman.
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