{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
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{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?","punchline":"Before was was was was was is.","id":36}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you organize a space party?","punchline":"You planet.","id":129}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The p is silent.","id":309}
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