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Lautaro Leonel Pastrán Tello is an Argentine-Chilean footballer who plays as a winger for Ecuadorian club LDU Quito on loan from Belgrano.
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Björk: Sonic Symbolism is a podcast featuring Icelandic singer-songwriter and actress Björk in conversation with philosopher and writer Oddný Eir and musicologist Ásmundur Jónsson. The series provides an intimate reflection on the creation of each of Björk's albums, exploring the textures, timbres, and emotional landscapes that characterized their development.
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