{"type":"standard","title":"'Tis the Season for Los Straitjackets!","displaytitle":"'Tis the Season for Los Straitjackets!","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4540568","titles":{"canonical":"'Tis_the_Season_for_Los_Straitjackets!","normalized":"'Tis the Season for Los Straitjackets!","display":"'Tis the Season for Los Straitjackets!"},"pageid":21737245,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Tis_Season.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Tis_Season.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1248606998","tid":"ff4c759b-7f34-11ef-9275-8c3c22df2e16","timestamp":"2024-09-30T14:05:07Z","description":"2002 studio album by Los Straitjackets","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/'Tis_the_Season_for_Los_Straitjackets!","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/'Tis_the_Season_for_Los_Straitjackets!?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/'Tis_the_Season_for_Los_Straitjackets!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:'Tis_the_Season_for_Los_Straitjackets!"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/'Tis_the_Season_for_Los_Straitjackets!","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/'Tis_the_Season_for_Los_Straitjackets!","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/'Tis_the_Season_for_Los_Straitjackets!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:'Tis_the_Season_for_Los_Straitjackets!"}},"extract":"'Tis the Season for Los Straitjackets! is the sixth studio album by American instrumental rock band Los Straitjackets, released on October 8, 2002 by Yep Roc Records. The album is a cover of traditional Christmas songs, and includes two original songs – \"Christmas in Las Vegas\" and \"Christmas Weekend\".","extract_html":"
'Tis the Season for Los Straitjackets! is the sixth studio album by American instrumental rock band Los Straitjackets, released on October 8, 2002 by Yep Roc Records. The album is a cover of traditional Christmas songs, and includes two original songs – \"Christmas in Las Vegas\" and \"Christmas Weekend\".
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Holiday for Sinners is a 1952 American drama film directed by Gerald Mayer and starring Gig Young, Keenan Wynn and Janice Rule.
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