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Humble Quest is the third studio album by American country music singer and songwriter Maren Morris. The album was released on March 25, 2022, through Columbia Nashville. The album earned three nominations at the 65th Annual Grammy Awards, including for Best Country Album, while the lead single \"Circles Around This Town\" was nominated for Best Country Song and Best Country Solo Performance.
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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