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The afroalpine vlei rat is a species of rodent in the family Muridae.\nIt is found in the high moorlands of Kenya.

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María del Rosario López Piñuelas better known as Charo López, is a Spanish actress.

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Jonas Liwing is a Swedish professional ice hockey defenceman currently playing for the Sheffield Steelers in the Elite Ice Hockey League (EIHL). He has previously played with Djurgårdens IF and AIK of the Swedish Hockey League. He originally played with youth team IK Göta.

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